• Chunk Tears-Ut
• Shobini Bombassis is our patron. A spoiled debutante of the Bombassis family.
• This is an off the books job, 20 dollars per kobold scalp.
• The kobolds are hiding out in a cavern. Cavern needs to be cleared cuz there is a temple in the bottom of the mine. Something valuable in the bottom of the temple.
• Approaching from the south, heavily forested, trees thin at a steep hill.
• Two entrances at the top of the hill, can see kobolds pelting people with slings. Five scattered around the top of the hill, and two at each entrance.
• Scout along the river to look for any entrances.
• We find a hole and clear out the brush.
• We hear a snoring, the smell of rotten fruit wafting through the tunnel ending in a pathway that ends in bricked wall.
• Two large white apes sleep in a pile of refuse.
• We beat the momma ape to death.
• The papa ape wakes up. In the surprise of his dead mate we crush his skull
• We skin the beasts.
• We meet an unwashed man. He is unhappy we killed the apes. The man reeks of the Kobolds.
• Roger is the unwashed man. Bombassis has pushed him out of 3 caves already.
• He tells me there are 24 kobolds, and shares a hint: In the largest cavern with the most entrances and exits, the central hub, there are stalactites there and will fall if there is a commotion.
• I promise Roger a sinecure.
• We have a path to the Temple, know it's time to kill some kobolds.
• Banging on one of the southern doors. It does not try to enter.
• Apes are skinned! We open a door, the floor is covered with ball bearings. There's a dead kobold in the hall, crushed by ball bearings.
• Whimpering behind a door, the squad runs in.
• There's a dead kobold and its child.
• The child is restrained.
• We go back to the ape room and go through the other door to the south.
• A deep booming voice in my head "FREE ME I AM BORED"
• A very long room filled with coffins.
• Another passage leads to a small room with urns.
• A secret door leads to a long hallway with a door and a double set of doors with Roosters adorning.
• We find a shrine with rotten wine.
• Past there a large room with thigh deep water.
• Go down the elbow hallway to find a door.
• A chest!
• The kobold opens the chest.
• An empty bag...
• Past the cock doors a room with a glorious monument and a terrible eye monster!
• Jon and Jorj freeze up!
• Chunk smashes the eyeball into the monument!
• Jim misses the eyeball monster!
• The monument crashing reveals hidden compartments filled with Living Bones.
• Jon drops his sword, the Eye fills him with terror.
• Chunk opens up the sarcophagus and finds a magic sword.
• Chunk uses the newly gotten sword to dispatch the eye beast, knocking over some of the living bones.
• Ender leads us to create a bottleneck for the skeletons.
• We kill 2 of the 8 then shut one of the doors.
• Jorj dies to a skeleton.
• We wait until night falls and head up to the warrens.
• We come into the central stalactite chamber.
• We go through the armory and kill two guards and subdue the leader.
• We kill the two guards and convert the kobold leader.
• He calls a fake meeting in the stalactite chamber.
• We go up the stairs and cause the stalactites to fall.
• All but 2 die.
• The kobold child refuses to kill his parents.
• We gather scalps, the rest scatter. the Kobold Chief joins the Hero's Guild
• 400 dollars from all the swag.
• The Kobold Chief is accepted into the Hero's Guild but will kill him.
• Chunk brings him to the Bombassis estate, Roger is not given a sinecure, Kobold Chief is hired on as Kobold strike breaker.